In a decision which should suprise no one, famed fundy Chuck Norris supports another fundy, Mike Huckabee for President.  To be honest, I don’t give a rat’s ass who Chuck wants to be president.  This whole post is an excuse to look at the website chucknorrisfacts.com and giggle.  A couple of my favorites:

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.

and last but not least, 

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.