Posted by: Kevin | September 1, 2006

In Some Alternate Universe

Matt Leinart’s poor future earnings potential as an NFL quarterback would force him to sue Brynn Cameron for child support once the child is born and he gets to raise him/her.

                                         leinart-cameron.JPG

In this universe, I’m scratching my head wondering who in there right mind would dump

                      her                       for                       her

                  brynn-cameron.jpg                                    paris-hilton.jpg

If you raised your hand and said “me, me, me!”, you need to stop downloading porn and stay away from strip clubs for at least 6 months.  There’s still hope for you, but your re-education will take time.  You can start by repeating after me.  “Plastic people aren’t pretty, neither are toothpicks with hair”

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