Posted by: Kevin | September 20, 2006

Hurrah for Booze!


Recent studies have vindicated my longtime enjoyment of red wine and alcohol in general.  Sadly, they still recommend that alcohol be used in moderation.  Which is just as well since I’m too old to be binge drinking anymore. 

So now that we know that moderate alcohol consumption will make us more prosperous.  And moderate consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon will decrease the risk of Alzheimer’s disease.  I’d like to suggest a few additional studies.

Port wine – Will it make us better looking?
Video Games – Do they make us smarter?
Slacking off at Work – Does it reduce stress and lead to a longer happier life?
Beer Pong – Will regular competition improve hand eye coordination?

I could add more but I don’t want to overburden the scientific community.

Hat tip to AmbivaBlog and Maverick Views respectively.

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