Posted by: Kevin | March 23, 2007

A Volatile mixture of Slytherin Bullies, Butterbeer and a Disturbing Lack of Parental Supervision

A gang of vandals, as young as 10 years old, have done more than 50,000 GBP worth of damage to the famed Hogwarts Express.  Ministry officials claim that it is unclear at the present which jinxes and curses might have been used to circumvent the train’s magical defenses.  They have linked this incident to a disturbing rise in late night parties Vicarage Field. 

The head of the Ministry’s Social Works Department, Samantha Humpfort, comments that:

“Many have opted to go out less and avoid social contact in these troubled times.  However others, especially amongst our youth, have adopted an attitude that can best be described as ‘Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we die’.  Regardless of the motivation, this behavior is unacceptable and the Ministry intends to put a stop to it.”

Hat Tip to MuggleNet

Author’s Note:  Sorry, I couldn’t resist.



  1. Those little bastards!
    Is NOTHING sacred these days? Maybe we could start a “whip-round” to collect to pay for the damages?

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